Monday, June 25, 2007

At least he's honest

One day while on our recent vacation Scott grew tired of the constant chatter. He asked, "Munchkin, do you ever stop talking?"

Munchkin answered, "Yes."

Scott asked, "When?"

Munchkin replied, "When Munchkin is sleeping."

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Better than power tools?

Last night at bedtime, Munchkin spontaneously prayed, "Thank you, God." Scott told Munchkin that his prayer was really good. He said he thinks God likes it when people say "Thank you" better than anything else.

Munchkin thought about that for a few seconds before he asked in amazement, "Power tools? ...Drills?"

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Overheard at the Pump

Munchkin's toy garage sports a gas pump with a tiny little nozzle. Munchkin gasses up all sorts of things whether they need fuel or not. This afternoon, as Munchkin poked the nozzle into his stuffed bunny, I heard him say, "Fill it regular, please."

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Some more what?

Last night Munchkin climbed on his "Daddy Jungle Gym." It's a great sport -- Munchkin can jump on Daddy's stomach and use his legs as a slide. Scott eventually tired of the game and told Munchkin that Daddy's slide was all out of order. Munchkin said, "Daddy needs some more."

Not making the connection, we asked, "Daddy needs some more what?"

Munchkin explained, "Daddy needs some more order."

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Back to the hardware store!

Today, Munchkin told me, "Daddy needs a new table saw."

I asked, "Why does Daddy need a new table saw? Is something wrong with the one he has?"

Munchkin responded, "It has sawdust on it. Get a new one."

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Naptime Musings #1

Some place between asleep and awake, Munchkin says the funniest things. I never know what will come out of his mouth when I get him up from his nap! "Naptime Musings" is a record of some of Munchkin's sleepy statements. Statements like...

"Munchkin has a green table saw."

And yesterday...
Munchkin: Chicken... laid an egg. (giggle, giggle)
Mommy: Were you dreaming about a chicken?
Munchkin: Yeah... Chicken lay egg. It's siw-wee (silly).