The other day Munchkin was playing with his stuffed animals on the kitchen floor. I never saw Penguin acting up, but Munchkin stuck him in a time-out more than once. Then, to make matters worse, I heard Munchkin emphatically say, "TIGGER, NO! NO EAT PENGUIN!"
Scott and I are not fans of Walmart. In fact, we sing the Darth Vader theme whenever we drive by a store or pass a Walmart semi on the freeway. We joke that someday Munchkin will ask us why the "Walmart theme" is in Star Wars. Scott's parents, on the other hand, frequently shop at Walmart and have even taken Munchkin with them on occasion.
Yesterday, Scott began humming the Darth Vader theme at home. Munchkin promptly said, "They have saws there."
Wanting to be sure, Scott asked, "Where do they have saws?"
Munchkin replied, "Walmart." Then he added, "They have crescent wrenches, too."