Sunday, October 7, 2007

Delusions of grandeur

When confronted with an unwelcome traffic signal, Scott waves his hand Jedi-fashion and instructs the light to change. If it changes, he boasts. If it remains red, he makes excuses for the lapse in his powers. This evening, he learned the real problem. Attempting Jedi mind tricks on a red light, Scott waved his hand and said, "You will turn green."

Then a cute little voice in the back seat said, "Go back to red."

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